[ABRAHM]
Stupid rock! We've been carving it for days and it feels like we aren't making progress at all! I don't know what their obsession was with these lifeless organisms! But... he's home now. Still as useless as ever, and dare I say even more useless now. We locked him up in the cryogenic lab where he belongs. Wh... what on gods green grass is going on?! Smyths, why is it glowing?! Answer me!
*coughing* Is this thing on? God... blast it! Get the hell away from that thing! What did we just witness? And what was that dark creature hurling toward us?! DovahCom! Explain!
[DOVAHCOM]
Analyzing material manifestation. Unknown material acquired: "Dark Matter". It seems this rock was capable of opening up a portal to another world or dimension. Perhaps a multiverse paradox forced their world and ours to collide.
[ABRAHM]
My God... can we reopen it?
[DOVAHCOM]
Unfortunately, because we do not have the scientific equation, equipment, materials, nor time, we have no way of simulating the events of the past 5 minutes.
[ABRAHM]
So, this thing is useless now? Served it's purpose... how unfortunate.
[DOVAHCOM]
Sire, the material is still showing large temperature readings and light is still emitting. We may be able to repurpose this boulder for something new.
[ABRAHM]
We can't let the people turn against us! This will be all over the news! The people... yes, that's it! DovahCom, see if we can get any use out of this boulder by connecting it to all of our infrastructure!
[DOVAHCOM]
Consider it done, sire. Studying it now.
Stupid rock! We've been carving it for days and it feels like we aren't making progress at all! I don't know what their obsession was with these lifeless organisms! But... he's home now. Still as useless as ever, and dare I say even more useless now. We locked him up in the cryogenic lab where he belongs. Wh... what on gods green grass is going on?! Smyths, why is it glowing?! Answer me!
*coughing* Is this thing on? God... blast it! Get the hell away from that thing! What did we just witness? And what was that dark creature hurling toward us?! DovahCom! Explain!
[DOVAHCOM]
Analyzing material manifestation. Unknown material acquired: "Dark Matter". It seems this rock was capable of opening up a portal to another world or dimension. Perhaps a multiverse paradox forced their world and ours to collide.
[ABRAHM]
My God... can we reopen it?
[DOVAHCOM]
Unfortunately, because we do not have the scientific equation, equipment, materials, nor time, we have no way of simulating the events of the past 5 minutes.
[ABRAHM]
So, this thing is useless now? Served it's purpose... how unfortunate.
[DOVAHCOM]
Sire, the material is still showing large temperature readings and light is still emitting. We may be able to repurpose this boulder for something new.
[ABRAHM]
We can't let the people turn against us! This will be all over the news! The people... yes, that's it! DovahCom, see if we can get any use out of this boulder by connecting it to all of our infrastructure!
[DOVAHCOM]
Consider it done, sire. Studying it now.
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