[Intro]
(Sitcom Laugh Track)
RAP BATTLE!
BARNEY STINSON
VS
SHELDON COOPER
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Barney Stinson]
Ted, hold my drink, where are all the blondes hidden?
I came here to pick up chicks, not pick fights with chickens
'Cause wimps like you just aren't my type of women
Freeze!
Here's how I put the bar in Barney Stinson
I can tell you're lacking any friends to love
Work alone 'cause you don't have good chemistry with anyone
And your look is flavourless like all of your later skits
You really took your character development and said "Wait for it"
The Fahrenheit is just as numbing as your face tonight
Gеt your mom to test your case of (gasp) crazy eyеs
But I can tell you're slow, so I'll explain it in your slang
How I Met Your Mother? It started with a Big Bang
[Verse 2: Sheldon Cooper]
I'll have you know I'm a theoretical physicist
But I bet that this idiot doesn't get what the difference is
I just can't watch how you're collecting numbers at your friends' cost
Take a seat, Swarley, and listen to my Ted talk
Welcome to Fun With Flags, we got a red flag today
Which was raised by many of Barney's questionable plays
There's a line of sexual harassment charges against you, stud
Better law... (laughs) suit up
You're the greatest at dating? A most illogical statement
I've done the math on your playbook and after various equations
I've found if you plug the numbers erase pity as a factor
The sum of women you end up with is equal to your actor
And I'm the master at conducting these tracks
I thought you had fire magic, you should have used it in your raps
But when it comes to making sense, I'm swimming in many
While nowadays you're struggling to earn a (knocks) penny
(Sitcom Laugh Track)
RAP BATTLE!
BARNEY STINSON
VS
SHELDON COOPER
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Barney Stinson]
Ted, hold my drink, where are all the blondes hidden?
I came here to pick up chicks, not pick fights with chickens
'Cause wimps like you just aren't my type of women
Freeze!
Here's how I put the bar in Barney Stinson
I can tell you're lacking any friends to love
Work alone 'cause you don't have good chemistry with anyone
And your look is flavourless like all of your later skits
You really took your character development and said "Wait for it"
The Fahrenheit is just as numbing as your face tonight
Gеt your mom to test your case of (gasp) crazy eyеs
But I can tell you're slow, so I'll explain it in your slang
How I Met Your Mother? It started with a Big Bang
[Verse 2: Sheldon Cooper]
I'll have you know I'm a theoretical physicist
But I bet that this idiot doesn't get what the difference is
I just can't watch how you're collecting numbers at your friends' cost
Take a seat, Swarley, and listen to my Ted talk
Welcome to Fun With Flags, we got a red flag today
Which was raised by many of Barney's questionable plays
There's a line of sexual harassment charges against you, stud
Better law... (laughs) suit up
You're the greatest at dating? A most illogical statement
I've done the math on your playbook and after various equations
I've found if you plug the numbers erase pity as a factor
The sum of women you end up with is equal to your actor
And I'm the master at conducting these tracks
I thought you had fire magic, you should have used it in your raps
But when it comes to making sense, I'm swimming in many
While nowadays you're struggling to earn a (knocks) penny
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