Just Like That Insane Clown Posse

[Verse: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Legz Diamond]
Jump out of bed and I head for the Grape-Nuts
Eat 'em quick or they soggy and that sucks
Trying to find a clean pair of socks and a shirt
Still sporting the same drawers even though they hurt
In the fridge, there's a Faygo, it tastes ill
'Cause it's flatter then a bitch on a big wheel
I got a few moneybacks and a little change
So I'm heading to the store when the phone rings
What up man, check it out, I know this bitch
She's got another friend with her and her dad's rich
If we find us a ride out to Wyandotte
Guaranteed, we can fuck 'em both on the spot
Oh shit, let me call Bill Bill
I wanna let my nuts through the windmill
He ain't home, fuck, I'll call Mike Clark
'Cause I know he can get the fuckin Skylark
He said he can, but he's broke and it needs gas
But I wanna buy these Faygo, think fast
I know my brother Jump Steady's got a few bones
But that's going through his shit when he ain't home
Never mind J, Legs loaned me a ten
No need to get punched in your head again
Tell Mike to scoop me up right away
And it's Faygo and neden hoes all day
Fuck yeah, I throw my Pro Wings on my feet
Lock the house, and wait for 'em in the street
I wish I had a piece of gum or something, fuck
My mouth still kind of tastes Grape-Nuts
Here they come, nope, wasn't them
Seems like the same car's driving by again
It pulls up, "Hey man, you're outta luck"
What, what ya say man? *Gunshot* "Fuck"