La-Di-Dum The Corries

LA DE DA DE DUM

On the 17th of March in La de da de da
A son was born to Mrs Da De Dum
He had two arms, two legs, a mouth and ears and eyes
And the usual La de da de da de dum

They duly christened him La de da de da
And they gave his second name as Da de dum
And throughout his life, and he lived for 90 years
He was known as La de da de da de dum

Then as he grew up his la de da de da
Grew quicker than his other da de dum
And when he was fifteen, everyone remarked
On his great big La de da de da de dum

He met a girl in La de da de da
She was pretty though a little da de dum
And the reason that he loved her best was she
Didnae mind his La de da de da de dum

Her mother was awfully la de da de da
Her father was completely da de dum
And they sat down to dinner of salmon mayonnaise
And a bowl of La de da de da de dum