Gift Shop CollegeHumor (Ft. Patrick Noth)

Hey Macklemore, can we go gift shopping?

What (x 16)
Hey look, what is that by the exit (x 4)

I'm gonna buy some crap
I've got money burning in my pocket
I - I'm a tourist at a museum
Look at all these gemstones

Nah, walk in the museum like 'What up, I need a pet rock'
Forget exhibits, I need something from the gift shop
Snack in a pouch looks so damn tasty
Clerk is like, 'Dude, that's astronaut ice-cream'

Trying on XL tees, playing with a light machine
Look for key chains, hope they have my name, it's Eugene
Wish I could buy all of it, slow globes, rain sticks
Probably check the weather cause it sounds so precipitous...

But shit, it costs more than my rent! (Uh)
Messin' it, pressin' it, these pins capture my expressions n'
Throwing all those bouncy balls bouncing below the bargain bin
This bird keeps on hydrating, it is drinking and bobbing; I am
Spending all my money on some desk toys that use physics bitch