[Verse 1]
I used to jack off in the night time and write rhymes lumpy
Get my kicks off and I take off like a two face bumpy
Watchin these bitches on TV that's bigger than Humpty Dumpty
I am the shit and only sport outfits that's greener than Gumby
And I get the type of attention that Denzel Wa-
Shington would get if he walked through the sick car wash
Bitches jumpin up and pullin out titties, pussy squirting
They never thought for the day that they'd ever see me in persons
They got me posted with the Chinese dude in the room
Looks like the kid from Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom
But he was cool and had shrooms in the basement and taken
And I'd be alright if his fingers didn't start lookin like bacon
It could'a been good night in the casket and then I was ghost nigga
Take a thing for the casa roll, put the blunt on a toast nigga
Dice it up with pepper and eggs, scrabble with it
Wild out, take a shit on your fortune
And then say that Nick Cannon did it
[Hook]
He don't care about no bitch and he's always on his grind
With a fat ass sack, a Cadillac and a big ol' King Kong dick
I used to jack off in the night time and write rhymes lumpy
Get my kicks off and I take off like a two face bumpy (bad motherfucker)
He's the shit
I used to jack off in the night time and write rhymes lumpy
Get my kicks off and I take off like a two face bumpy
Watchin these bitches on TV that's bigger than Humpty Dumpty
I am the shit and only sport outfits that's greener than Gumby
And I get the type of attention that Denzel Wa-
Shington would get if he walked through the sick car wash
Bitches jumpin up and pullin out titties, pussy squirting
They never thought for the day that they'd ever see me in persons
They got me posted with the Chinese dude in the room
Looks like the kid from Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom
But he was cool and had shrooms in the basement and taken
And I'd be alright if his fingers didn't start lookin like bacon
It could'a been good night in the casket and then I was ghost nigga
Take a thing for the casa roll, put the blunt on a toast nigga
Dice it up with pepper and eggs, scrabble with it
Wild out, take a shit on your fortune
And then say that Nick Cannon did it
[Hook]
He don't care about no bitch and he's always on his grind
With a fat ass sack, a Cadillac and a big ol' King Kong dick
I used to jack off in the night time and write rhymes lumpy
Get my kicks off and I take off like a two face bumpy (bad motherfucker)
He's the shit
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