Harper Valley P.T.A. Loretta Lynn

I wanna tell you all a story
About a Harper Valley widowed wife
Who had a teenage daughter
Who attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well, her daughter came home one afternoon
And didn't even stop to play
And she said, "Mom, I got a note here
From the Harper Valley PTA"

Well, the note said, "Mrs. Johnson
You're wearing your dresses way too high
And it's reported you've been drinking
And running around with men and going wild
And don't believe you ought to be
Bringing up your little girl this way"
It was signed the secretary
Of the Harper Valley PTA

Well, it happened that the PTA
Was gonna meet that very afternoon
And they were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson
Wore her mini-skirt into the room
And as she walked up to the blackboard
I can still recall the words she had to say
She said, "I'd like to address this meeting
Of the Harper Valley PTA"