Hall Pass Lil Eli Norf (Ft. MC Virgins)

[Intro: Lil Eli]
Hey teacher, um, can I have the hall pass?
'Cause you know the librarian, well she has a really fat ass
And I'm tryna go see that
I mean, I mean I gotta go pee that's what I was meant to say

[Chorus: Lil Eli]
Hey teacher, can I have a hall pass?
So I can see the librarian with the fat ass
Even though I'm only twelve, I got a boner
And I'm too focussed on her ass to do my homework
Ooh yeah, yah, she come on over my way
She said she gon' tutor me on Friday
I'm about to learn typing on computers
By a forty year old tutor that's a cougar

[Verse 1: Lil Eli]
Hippity hoppity you broke into my property
Got so much cash you would think it's monopoly
I'm fucking these MILFs and nobody's stopping me
This shit's like magic, bibbity bobbidy
[?] my name is Clouse
Sparked in the tree, in the magic treehouse
She bending over, you can see down her blouse
Yeah this is very wrong, she has kids and a spouse
Then she came over, I turned on reading rainbow
She quickly went from librarian to a hoe, woah
I busted in one minutes time
I think that she's gonna get some jail time