Hooray for Hapgood Carnegie Hall Concert Cast of Anyone Can Whistle (1995) (Ft. Angela Lansbury & Bernadette Peters)

[GROUP A]
Hooray for A, the Group that's well-adjusted
Everyone can be trusted in Group A!

[GROUP ONE]
Have fun with One, the Group that's not neurotic
Everyone's patriotic in Group One!

[ALL]
Dignity, integrity and so on
We haven't much to go on
Still we go on
We've a platform strong enough to grow on!

[GROUP A]
Whenever they cheer, we're incensed!

[GROUP ONE]
Whatever they're for, we're against!

[GROUP A]
Hooray for Hapgood, Hapgood can be trusted
Friend of the well-adjusted in Group A!

[GROUP ONE]
Hooray for Hapgood