A cunt in every Country
He's the Western World winner
His words can start a war
But we're just ordering dinner
And we're all getting thinner
Whoa it's such a shame
The moment we get off the plane
There's nothing to hide
And a ticket to ride
Potentially try to explain
It's just you and the rude tourist
And he's finding
The way to go home
He's the rude tourist, all alone
Unwanted traveller
Seeking out local knowledge
He doesn't care
'cause he can swear in every language
I just want a fucking sandwich
Whoa he's your best friend
Stick together 'til the end
Until the visa runs out
This is all heading South
But there's still time to pretend
He's the Western World winner
His words can start a war
But we're just ordering dinner
And we're all getting thinner
Whoa it's such a shame
The moment we get off the plane
There's nothing to hide
And a ticket to ride
Potentially try to explain
It's just you and the rude tourist
And he's finding
The way to go home
He's the rude tourist, all alone
Unwanted traveller
Seeking out local knowledge
He doesn't care
'cause he can swear in every language
I just want a fucking sandwich
Whoa he's your best friend
Stick together 'til the end
Until the visa runs out
This is all heading South
But there's still time to pretend
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