The Chess Game Christian Borle & Andrew Rannells

[MARVIN]
That's the king, treat him nice
Use some brains, now protect him

[WHIZZER]
Yes, I know
Here I go

[MARVIN]
Play the game

[WHIZZER]
Please, don't watch me
I can do it

[MARVIN]
Have a little scotch

[WHIZZER]
Shit, I blew it
Maybe you could show me where
I fear I've lost my head

[MARVIN]
Do you want my help?
[WHIZZER]
No, I don't
I can think it through myself

[MARVIN]
Start again, we've seen the worst

[WHIZZER]
I'll go first

[MARVIN]
Move a pawn

[WHIZZER]
No, sir

[MARVIN]
Move

[WHIZZER]
Where?

[MARVIN]
There

[WHIZZER]
Here?
[MARVIN]
Move a pawn

[WHIZZER]
Who?

[MARVIN]
Not the queen

[WHIZZER]
Who?

[MARVIN]
Jesus

[BOTH]
Life's a sham and
Every move is wrong
We've examined
Every move as we move along

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, BOTH]
Winning is (Nothing is)
Everything (Everything)
To me