Horse Outside Rubberbandits

[Verse 1]
I'm at Amanda's wedding, in a church on Thomas Street
I'm lookin' at a bridesmaid, and she lookin' back at me
And when the service ends, I ask her if she wants a lift
Back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him
And Darragh Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru
So what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you

[Chorus]
I said fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
If you're lookin' for a ride I've a horse outside

[Verse 2]
She said I don't believe ya
I said it's fuckin' true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
And I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin' space
And if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face
I don't pay no tax, fuck NCT
You'll arrive in style if you ride with me
And the boys are walkin' over, jinglin' their keys
I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these