My Life Sucks Scotty Sire

[Intro]
My life, m-my li-, my life, m-my life sucks
Alright, alright, okay!
My life, m-my li-, my life, m-my life sucks, fu—
I like the way this is sounding, u-uh right now
My life, m-my li-, my life, m-my life sucks
But I do think maybe we could do something a lil' different with it
Fitz, do you think maybe you could make my voice deep
Like one of those Lil Wayne tracks?
My life, m-my li-, my life, m-my life sucks, fuck
Oh God!

[Verse 1]
Momma won't buy me David Dobrik merch
No, she won't stick her sticky fingers in her purse
And if she don't gimme money I'ma steal from church
'Cause I can't let Tiffany get the merch first
My birthday's April first and I never celebrate
'Cause last time I choked on a piece o’ cake
When I turned eight momma said I was a mistake
Didn't really bother me though, I took it okay
Internet trolls always calling me weird
I get mad shade thrown at me by all of my peers
I've been a sad man for like 25 years
I'm not dabbing on my haters, I'm just hiding my tears