Crucible Cast Party Saturday Night Live (Ft. Aidy Bryant, Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Melissa Villaseñor & Vanessa Bayer)

[Aidy Bryant]
But witchcraft be a wicked thing, John Proctor.

[Kyle Mooney]
He cannot hide his sins anymore.

[Kate McKinnon]
He hath his goodness now. I shall not take it from him.

[All]
God rest his soul.

[Kate McKinnon]
Oh hey, we just finished our high school performance of The Crucible.

[Aidy Bryant]
And we didn’t mess up at all.

[Cecily Strong]
So now it’s time to get nasty at the horniest event in town.

[Melissa Villaseñor]
That’s right: it’s the cast party.

[Vanessa Bayer]
This year, it’s at Cody Shuck’s house.
[Kate McKinnon]
And we’re gonna rip it up all night. Until 11:45.

[Cecily Strong]
Gonna hit the party like I just hit all my cues
Making eyes at guys as tan as my character shoes

[Vanessa Bayer]
My parents gave me a bouquet
But tonight I need my hands free

[Melissa Villaseñor]
I’m the baddest bitch in sight
Who played a witch tonight

[Kate McKinnon]
I see Zachary Marchelli, gonna help him get it up
Hope he likes a sexy teen in old age makeup
Gonna hit him with some moves, the most risqué I know
It’s the choreography from Chicago

[Aidy Bryant]
All around the room, every boy wants me
Which one will I choose, every boy wants a piece
At the