[Intro]
Ultimate Rap Battle
Freddy Fazbear
Vs
Monokuma
Begin
[Verse 1: Monokuma]
Stepping to your headmaster's a move I wouldn't recommend
Buzz off with your Five Nights, that place is bear-ly worth a weekend (Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo)
I'm just not amazed
You're fronting the worlds most gross pizza place
Step to the plate, a gaze at my Theatre
Makes your whole stage look like a school play
[Verse 2: Freddy Fazbear]
Well, howdy, Mr. Two-Tone
I was setting up the party
Talentless teddy's just the puppet of a snarky harpy
Gotta Scrap without your party tricks - A one-time occasion
And now this bear is failing hard like in his Sistеr's Location
[Verse 3: Monokuma]
Five years for your first words - I feel the wait was pointlеss
From design, sequels to story - An Ultimate Disappointment
Outdated behavior with no more spotlight in your favor
Your entire existence was built from hate of your creator's failures
I gotta leave a glitch of a kiddy in the backroom
Finally gonna be scrubbing Freddy off the Bathroom
Imaginary Happy Days won't be happening that soon
Not a single student for this suit to snap through
Reality is slipping, you're far away
You're worthless, even more so than your games
You try to switch it up but you're keeping it all the same
Kids line up for something that's already played
So many different variations
But what a lack of innovation
Maybe add some flare instead of scrappy parts and color changing
Enterprising Superstar of terror - you're a crappy bear
Gargling forever as a soul knee-deep in Despair (A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
How could a mascot be so useless? (Ay!)
You were built to release some music (Ay!)
Yet, you're leaving my ears polluted (Ay!)
Not to mention, you reek, so putrid
The Despair on kids' faces through murder makes my heart a-flutter
I'll double down, vanquish your soul and blend your corpse
Exotic Butter
Ultimate Rap Battle
Freddy Fazbear
Vs
Monokuma
Begin
[Verse 1: Monokuma]
Stepping to your headmaster's a move I wouldn't recommend
Buzz off with your Five Nights, that place is bear-ly worth a weekend (Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo)
I'm just not amazed
You're fronting the worlds most gross pizza place
Step to the plate, a gaze at my Theatre
Makes your whole stage look like a school play
[Verse 2: Freddy Fazbear]
Well, howdy, Mr. Two-Tone
I was setting up the party
Talentless teddy's just the puppet of a snarky harpy
Gotta Scrap without your party tricks - A one-time occasion
And now this bear is failing hard like in his Sistеr's Location
[Verse 3: Monokuma]
Five years for your first words - I feel the wait was pointlеss
From design, sequels to story - An Ultimate Disappointment
Outdated behavior with no more spotlight in your favor
Your entire existence was built from hate of your creator's failures
I gotta leave a glitch of a kiddy in the backroom
Finally gonna be scrubbing Freddy off the Bathroom
Imaginary Happy Days won't be happening that soon
Not a single student for this suit to snap through
Reality is slipping, you're far away
You're worthless, even more so than your games
You try to switch it up but you're keeping it all the same
Kids line up for something that's already played
So many different variations
But what a lack of innovation
Maybe add some flare instead of scrappy parts and color changing
Enterprising Superstar of terror - you're a crappy bear
Gargling forever as a soul knee-deep in Despair (A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
How could a mascot be so useless? (Ay!)
You were built to release some music (Ay!)
Yet, you're leaving my ears polluted (Ay!)
Not to mention, you reek, so putrid
The Despair on kids' faces through murder makes my heart a-flutter
I'll double down, vanquish your soul and blend your corpse
Exotic Butter
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