Reto The Network

[Verse 1: Van Gough]
Reto, you're a technical whiz
Masturbating with computers for a legion of kids!
Reto, you're a solid state
A microchip and designer tape
Oh Reto, where did you come from?
With transistors and a keyboard you're a virtual gun
Reto, is there something wrong?
The bigger wider robot is abusing its probe
When life's behind the screen of an agoraphobe
Oh Reto, artificial life
A new computer and a brand new wife
Oh Reto! Can you process this?
A girlfriend in a coma having cyber-sex!
Gambling away with computer chips, oh no

[Chorus: Fink and Van Gough]
(Knowing where we're going)
Where do we go? (Where we're going)
Where do we go? (Where we're going)
Where do we go? (Where we're going)

[Verse 2: Van Gough]
Oh Reto, are you future smart?
Fiber-optic cyberclock and digital heart
Reto, can you cipher me? 802.11b
Oh Reto, it's a stripped down world
Like periodic acid in a toilet bowl
Reto, it's an SOS
We're microwaving signals like a scientist
Our bit-rate is shrinking to a nonexistence, no