Universe Man Open Mike Eagle (Ft. Serengeti)

[Verse 1]
Yeah, you can have it all
You can get the girl
And if you're short
Be the tallest midget in the world
It's your orchard, no self-torture
Hold head high like the guy on the New Yorker
Though, That guy reminds me of slavery
I'll let that inspire me to bravery
Click Twitter read j smooth and be the boy
YouTube for reruns of Freakazoid
Trying not to laugh or even talk a lot
People try to get shit done at the coffee shop
Good script, man
Grab that Oscar
Don't settle for shrimp pans, have that lobster
But sit straight or you'll have bad posture
And turn into a hunchback
And damn that's awkward
More rap advice
I'll open the coffers
You don't have to ask, I'll just offer

[Hook]
Believe me I understand
I lost a couple battles like MC Shan
Now my days go according to plan
Powerful man, universe man
This is not email spam
Or trojan malware that eats up ram
Just follow step one, step two then bam
Powerful man, universe man
And it don't cost three grand
You don't have to swear an oath to goat god pan
Don't need muscles or a situation tan
Powerful man, universe man