A Campaign of Shock and Awe Evelyn Evelyn

Behold, the eighth wonder of the natural world!
Come one and come all, see the two-headed girl
Stupendous! Revolting!
You’ll be shocked, you’ll be awed!
A true freak of nature, a blunder of God!
But possessing such talents
Hear them sing, see them dance
As seen in the highest class parlors of France
Just ten bucks a photograph
Get your seats while they last
We take Visa and MasterCard, debit or cash

Isn’t it nice that they’re being so nice to us?
If I’m not mistaken, I think they might like us
Aren’t we lucky to be here?
Stop moving, they’re taking a picture
Smile for the camera, Evelyn

Come in, come in, must be cold out there gentlemen
Take off your coats, and just guess what the wind blew in
I know you like twins, have I got a surprise
They’re identical sisters attached at the side
Just imagine the fun you could have with these chicklets
And they’re so well-behaved, not a single complaint yet
Just look at these photographs, while I pour you a cocktail
I don’t know whether I should charge double or triple!