[Verse 1]
Missing link crouched upon a promontory rock
Trying to figure out his biological clock
No one around to announce his arrival
So he's got to get to work on that sense of survival
[Refrain]
Oh, oh, it's a dangerous world
[Verse 2]
Oh, but in China they got smart real fast
That's where they invented the man-made blast
They lost a few fingers and some bamboo shacks
But they gave birth to a tribe of pyromaniacs
[Chorus 1]
Oh, oh, it's a dangerous world
Fire in the sky, lava in the ocean
Sitting around waiting for the next explosion
[Verse 3]
Back in the '50s, they thought it made good sense
To teach all the school children about civil defense
Don't be scared, do not cry (Please don't cry)
Just dive under your desk and kiss your ass goodbye
Missing link crouched upon a promontory rock
Trying to figure out his biological clock
No one around to announce his arrival
So he's got to get to work on that sense of survival
[Refrain]
Oh, oh, it's a dangerous world
[Verse 2]
Oh, but in China they got smart real fast
That's where they invented the man-made blast
They lost a few fingers and some bamboo shacks
But they gave birth to a tribe of pyromaniacs
[Chorus 1]
Oh, oh, it's a dangerous world
Fire in the sky, lava in the ocean
Sitting around waiting for the next explosion
[Verse 3]
Back in the '50s, they thought it made good sense
To teach all the school children about civil defense
Don't be scared, do not cry (Please don't cry)
Just dive under your desk and kiss your ass goodbye
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