Laura Ween

[Intro]
Dud'n dud'n dud'n dud'n, dud'n dud'n dud'n dud'n

[Verse 1]
The grain bag sits on the chair, and why the hell am I with ya?
And if you told me that it wasn't there, why the hell am I with ya?
You know I really don't care, and why the hell am I with ya?
I told my mommy that it was okay, and why the hell am I with ya?

[Chorus]
Laura
Laura
Oh, baby, I cut myself

[Verse 2]
And if you threw the garbage away, why the hell am I with ya?
And if you'd prove you wanted to stay, why the hell am I with ya?
Little Eddie Dingle is going away, and why the hell am I with ya?
Somebody wants to come and play, and why the hell am I with you?

[Chorus]
Laura
Laura

[Outro]
You know somethin'?
I've got somethin', I've got somethin'
I've got somethin' for all the people in the world