The Comments Song 2 2J

[Intro]
Yo
I thought I had made the most retarded song...
I think this one is a bit more retarded

[Verse 1]
"Surprise, motherfucker"
"Hi, my name is Mary"
"What's up, mate? How you doin'?"
"I don't care", see
"Άι στο διάολο", "ain't nobody got time for that", man
I make another comment song
Why? "'cause I'm Batman"
"Yeah", see, "όταν χέζω, κλαίω, yo"
"I want sex"
"Έχει κούσπο εις το Μιτσερό"
Στο Facebook "κάθε μέρα το ίδιο σκατό"
Νικόλα Κουντουριώτη, πω ρε φίλε, συμφωνώ
"Oh, my God, ο Λεοντής, εν μπορώ
Εν να πελλάνω, νω νω", listen to the flow
"Ότι δεν σε σκοτώνει σε κάνει πιο μικρό"
I'm like "bitch please", I'm super Mario
"Shut up and get a life", my life is so-so
"Ρε 2J, that shit kray", "yolo"
"I get more ass than a toilet seat", Andy Solo
"I like παττίχαν", said Vania Popo
I like the lion king, "hakuna matata"
"Λα λα λα λα λα", "bitch", now "gimme banana"
"Που πάνω που τ' αρφάλι σου έχει μια ντομάτα
Να βάλω τζιαι τον βήλο μου να κάμουμεν σαλάτα?"
"Roll, roll, roll the little sushi
Round, round, round the shiny bushy
Roast, roast, roast the chicken juicy"
"Γαμώ την μόδα σας", "hallelujah" [?]
Huh? Elio thinks Batman is gay
(K)
"I want it knowing that you're walking away"
(K)
"Why you do this?" I don't know what to say
(K)
"Είσαι απλά χαζάδας", yay
"Hi, Georgi", capital letters much bigger
"I've got the power" 'cause "Obama is a nigga"
"Kamehameha, the fuck, I'm super Saiyan", ow
I'm hot "from Nicosia to Beirut", "pow"
"How to keep a man? Suck his dick" then
"Stop looking for shit to be wrong when
Everything is going to be right", get a pen
And write this shit down to "suck his dick again"
"Ο Λαφαζάνης λαλεί λαφαζανιές
Ο φαφλατάς σύρνει φαφλαθκιές
Ο Batman ακούει σισκιές
Ο πούστης κάμνει πουσκιές
Και ο 2J ραπάρει λαφαζανοφαφλατοσισκιοπουσκιές", yah
"Baby, you're my γιαούρτιν and I'm the κουτάλιν
Dip it in and out ώσπου να φκάλει νάμιν"
"Διαβάζω μαλακίες" while playing "assassin's creed"
You thought I couldn't read this? "كبير القضيب"