Nether Zombie Pigman Minecraft Rap Dan Bull

[Intro]
Pigman! My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Let me show you around the nether
Pigman! My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Hanging with my Pigman gang

[Verse 1]
And we'll be found underground deep down in the Nether
Nether-region covered by a brown bit of leather
With a wibble and a wobble through the purple portal
You're living in a world that'll hurt all mortals
Stay alert or you'll hurtle and fall in a gorge
And the gore that results will be awful
Caution! You better be warned to be cautious
Never snort Nether Wart in the Nether Fortress
Hope you thought to have brought enough torches
This isn't the sort of resort to be thoughtless
Enduring it will take up all your resources
You could end up on the floor feeling nauseous
Did you fall for us, of course, this is courtship?
No? Soz, your lordship, I thought we could all kiss
Fed up and we're bored of you calling us Porkers
We're the pigmen and we're all frigging gorgeous

[Hook]
Pigman! My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Let me show you around the nether
Pigman! My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman
Hanging with my Pigman gang
Where the Pigmen live in a den with other Pigmen
I consider my friends
You'll find the Pigmen in the obsidian dimension
Where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen