Hello The Key of Awesome (Ft. Cara Samantha & Mark Douglas)

[Verse 1: Cara Samantha as Adele]
I know, it's creepy
But I thought this haunted shithole flat was a good place to meet
To reopen every wound
What a fun way to spend a Saturday, especially for you
I know my nails look sweet
I will work them into every shot, even this POV
My flip phone is a piece of shit, so
Let me call you right back on my brand new Motorola brick phone

[Pre-Chorus: Cara Samantha as Adele]
Let's try this one, speak into the cup
Man, technology sucks (hello?)

[Chorus: Cara Samantha as Adele]
I'll just go yell outside
Here's a phone I haven't tried
Ok, now I hear you clearly on my Chiquita phone
Your voice sounds so delicious and full of potassium (om-nom-nom)
I'm the dumper this time (why'd she dump him?)
I treated him like dog shite (she kicked and punched him)
Didn't mean to hog the umbrella, the loo, and the bed
And I'm sorry for always wearing a Go Pro on top of my head

[Verse 2: Cara Samantha as Adele]
Shalom, buena dias
I forgot to how to say "hi" in English temporarily-ish
(Nice rhyme) hey bro, don't be cheeky
Or I'll write a lovely ballad about how you used to beat me (what?)