Bidet Mike Dupp (Ft. Alex Schor)

[Intro]
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[Chorus: Mike Dupp]
I don't play (No I don't)
I'm not gay but I like it when the water cleans my ass in the bidet (I do)
I like it and I wouldn't want it any other way
And that's cause I'm him and I won't let shit get in my way
Okay and I don't play (No I don't)
I'm not gay but I like it when the water cleans my ass in the bidet (I do)
I like it and I wouldn't want it any other way
And that's cause I'm him and I won't let shit get in my way okay like

[Verse 1: Mike Dupp]
Talk shit but your asshole crusty
If the water doesn't touch your ass then bitch don't touch me (Get away from me)
You made it this far but your ass still musty
Please do me a favor and please just trust me
Hygiene I love when I'm clean (Yeah)
I made it this far so I know what I mean (Yeah)
Toilet paper that shit leaves a residue (Graah ppt)
I can fuck with showers but I can't fuck with the rest of you
My life is just fine nah bitch I was testing you
You can hate but I don't (I don't) give a fuck cause, if you hate then you dont clean your butt
I hate to be that guy the reason that's why is