Sexy Is What People Call HD Keith! Party

[SPOKEN INTRO]
This is an absolutely smashing party
Isn't it just?
I'm having the time of my life
Me too
Indubitably!
Did you read it in the paper?
It's so nice
(Cheering)
What- Who the devil is that?!

[Lyrics]
My name is Conor G and I'm the new kid on the block
And if you don't like it you can suck my big fat
Lock all your doors cause Keith! Party's in your neighbourhood
We're dressed to the nines and we're up to no good
I'm gonna rock sock shock shamrock the block
We'll be rocking the stack when you punch the clock
Walk into the beat when we hear an invitation
Only party in your street better warn your cronies
I'll take half a pill, then half a pill more
I've necked seven pills when I rock to your front door
Lickity-split, [?] crushes up a bizzle
To get your mind closed up, and make your brain sizzle!
Don't do drugs (or) do a lot of drugs, mixed messages from the Keith! Party thugs
Rollin' up the drive with Keith in the crew
Is this your house? Oh yeah, who are you?
The party's passed you so it's a good thing we're here
Get the party started once you buy us some beer and tequila
We too shoot like a photo
Credit card like [?]
Keep it clean and fresh
Hell yeah we're spech like the trunk on your nesh
Better warm up for this Keith! Party sesh!