We are Greek Horrible Histories (Ft. Jim Howick & Mathew Baynton)

(Spoken portion)

[Announcer]
And now, it's time to meet those ever-so-clever chaps, the brainy Greeks!

[Aristotle (Baynton)]
Good evening. I'm Aristotle, ancient Greek philosopher.

[Archimedes (Howick)]
And I'm Archimedes. Inventor, physicist, mathematician, engineer...

[Aristotle]
And big head.

(Sung)

[Aristotle]
You know the caveman gave us woad
Roman soldiers built the road
Egypt's pyramids were buildings at their peak

[Archimedes]
But when we talk of great invention
It's important that we mention
A special race who really were unique