Cuz I’m Drunk Chris Webby (Ft. Mic Galper)

[Verse 1: Chris Webby]
I get rowdy, rough, drunk, excited and amped
On the table all night, I'm the beer pong champ
Drink until my mothafuckin’ liver gets cramps
And I've lost everything within the pockets of my pants
Like, “Shit where's my phone? Keys? Shit, who has my wallet?”
“Dude, you probably lost it, you stupid alcoholic”
Ha, fuck you bitch, I weigh 160
So it only takes a few shots to get myself tipsy
A few more then I'm drunk, then I move on to wasted
Then black out, find me passed out on the pavement
Slurring every statement, vision getting blurry
Sippin’ 40's from four-forty to two-thirty
I'm dirty, plus I ball like Michael
Get wasted like plastic that isn't recycled
I'm too fly, rhymin’ it nice
So drunk I could get a DUI on a bike
Mix up the lime with a little coconut
Takin’ shots outta half-filled solo cups
Get smashed like dropped pottery
Probably couldn't walk a straight line If I had a fuckin’ cop watchin’ me
Walkin’ into shit like I couldn't avoid it
Just lookin’ for a girl, tryna’ make some poor choices
But whether I get laid or end up in a brawl
I just blame it on the a-a-alcohol