Best Friend Insane Clown Posse

[Intro]
Hey, ho‚ i i oh-ee-oh
Hey‚ ho‚ i i oh-ee-oh
Hey, ho, i i oh-ee-oh
Hey‚ ho, i i oh-ee-oh

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Ay, ay
Well it's been like fifty years
But we've been down since the beginnin' (Day one!)
Backyard wrestling‚ he was the best
Yet would always let me pin him (I won!)
Hard as fuck exterior
To protect that warm heart in him
He's my friend (I love you!)
My best friend (Yeah! Yeah!)
My best friend
How the fuck did we suddenly
Become all old and corny? (What happened?)
Explain to me why now we're seen
As creepy when we horny (Ol' fool!)
I could never cope or still hope
To open my eyes up in the mornin’
Without my friend (I love you, dog)
My best friend (Much love, homie)
My best friend
Can't tell my girl this. Ain't no way
She'd fuckin' crucify me (You did what?!)
Can't tell my brother that, or my mother
'Less I want them to despise me (Are you fuckin' dumb?)
Just one don't judge me and always loves me
And he never denies me
He's my friend (That's cool, man; we all fuck up)
My best friend (Who gives a fuck, man?)
My best friend