The Arch-Illager Dan Bull

[Verse 1]
I was born into a cruel and unforgiving, nasty world
That didn't want me
They rejected, disrespected, scorned and shunned me
Cold and hungry
All I wanted was some company, to be comfy
But, to put it bluntly
They were being a bunch of considerably rude neighbours
So I gave up
Then I stumbled on a bloody massive cave, look
The doorway yawned awake slowly
I wasn't brave normally, but a strange force was calling me
And so with a flaming torch in hand, I made my way forward
Though those serrated corners on the boulders made it awkward
I gazеd on in awe, following a short reconnaissance
I saw what lay bеfore me
It was called the Orb of Dominance
It held sway over my thoughts
I gained confidence
'Til at once, the commoners no longer had my tolerance

[Chorus]
I am a small Illager, the littlest around
But, now, I've got a small feeling
I'm going to be well-endowed
I am a small Illager
My will, it stands proud
Growing 'til I fit the throne
So hand me the crown