[Tag (over the black screen): "An SNL Digital Short"]
[Dissolve to interior, office cubicle setting, as the Boss walks Gary, the new hire, down the cubicle corridor ]
BOSS: Well, Gary, I think you're gonna be pretty happy here. We've got a great team, and, from everything I've seen, you're gonna fit in just fine.
GARY: Oh, thank you, sir. I'm excited to get started.
[The Boss chuckles, as they stop in front of a cubicle where a peeved-looking employee named Steve sits]
BOSS: And this is gonna be your cubicle. Alright? So, just make yourself at home. If you have any questions, I'll be down the hall. Okay?
GARY: Okay.
[The Boss exits. Gary and Steve size one another up. Cut to wide shot from behind with a tag "CUBICLE FIGHT," with fight music synthes in the background ]
STEVE: [in deep voice] Two men enter—
GARY: [in deep whisper] One man leaves.
[They each let out a primal scream and lunge for one another. Other employees look up over the cubicles to see what's going on. Steve holds Gary down on top of the desk. Gary grabs the telephone receiver and smacks Steve across the head. They grab each other in a headlock]
BOSS: Hey, Steve-o?
[The music stops, as everyone looks over to see the Boss standing there]
[Dissolve to interior, office cubicle setting, as the Boss walks Gary, the new hire, down the cubicle corridor ]
BOSS: Well, Gary, I think you're gonna be pretty happy here. We've got a great team, and, from everything I've seen, you're gonna fit in just fine.
GARY: Oh, thank you, sir. I'm excited to get started.
[The Boss chuckles, as they stop in front of a cubicle where a peeved-looking employee named Steve sits]
BOSS: And this is gonna be your cubicle. Alright? So, just make yourself at home. If you have any questions, I'll be down the hall. Okay?
GARY: Okay.
[The Boss exits. Gary and Steve size one another up. Cut to wide shot from behind with a tag "CUBICLE FIGHT," with fight music synthes in the background ]
STEVE: [in deep voice] Two men enter—
GARY: [in deep whisper] One man leaves.
[They each let out a primal scream and lunge for one another. Other employees look up over the cubicles to see what's going on. Steve holds Gary down on top of the desk. Gary grabs the telephone receiver and smacks Steve across the head. They grab each other in a headlock]
BOSS: Hey, Steve-o?
[The music stops, as everyone looks over to see the Boss standing there]
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