Doki Doki Literature Club Rap pt 1 None Like Joshua

[Intro]
I wrote you a song
And I was kinda hoping to show it to you
Because I worked really hard on it

[Verse 1]
Yo I wrote this poem for the literature club
I should’ve known with these hoes, I’d be killin em with love
Because I sold my only soul, then fillin it with lust
Now I’ve got options

Well Sayori paves the story, wait I’m worried
Cause she’s late like every morning
Made me join in this by cornering me
And then there’s Yuri, alluring her with my wording
She nervously reassuring me I’m flirting away her insecurity

Then Natsuki has got to speak obnoxiously
With honesty. Kawaii thoughts I read, so I forgot she’s mean
And Monika, bringing the least amount of drama
But she’s
Out of my league

[Chorus]
Which one do I make my waifu?
Which one’s gonna like my haiku?
And which girl am I friendly with?
And which lady here is just a crazy bitch?