[Verse 1: Akiva Schaffer]
Papa, did you see me hit a homer last night?
I lit the stadium on fire, I was Oakland's pride (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Daddy, did you see me?
(Look what I can do, yeah)
Daddy, do you hear me crying? (Crying)
Daddy, can you see I'm dying? (Dying)
Oh, Dad
Tell 'em, José
[Verse 2: Andy Samberg]
Ever since little league, middle school, middle league
Always played technically perfect like a symphony
Little me got much bigger, faster, stronger, Dad
Hit it so long, but you always want it longer, Dad
But therapy's for losers
Little boy, therapy's for losers
[Verse 3: Akiva Schaffer & Andy Samberg]
Buy all my steroids in bulk (Costco)
Wanna get big as The Hulk (Hogan)
Stronger than Wolverine teeth (Logan)
Answer to "Where's the beef?" (Slogan)
First, I put on my jock
Then both of my socks
Parachute Hammer pants and my Reeboks
Hot tub inside a limousine at Chuck E. Chee'
Dad, look at me
Papa, did you see me hit a homer last night?
I lit the stadium on fire, I was Oakland's pride (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Daddy, did you see me?
(Look what I can do, yeah)
Daddy, do you hear me crying? (Crying)
Daddy, can you see I'm dying? (Dying)
Oh, Dad
Tell 'em, José
[Verse 2: Andy Samberg]
Ever since little league, middle school, middle league
Always played technically perfect like a symphony
Little me got much bigger, faster, stronger, Dad
Hit it so long, but you always want it longer, Dad
But therapy's for losers
Little boy, therapy's for losers
[Verse 3: Akiva Schaffer & Andy Samberg]
Buy all my steroids in bulk (Costco)
Wanna get big as The Hulk (Hogan)
Stronger than Wolverine teeth (Logan)
Answer to "Where's the beef?" (Slogan)
First, I put on my jock
Then both of my socks
Parachute Hammer pants and my Reeboks
Hot tub inside a limousine at Chuck E. Chee'
Dad, look at me
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