[Verse 1]
I tried to fuck a girl from Sioux Falls
But she text all night, and gave me blue balls
A dick teaser skeezer from the city of Mitchell
You never gave me the pussy, you bitch you
Rapping to the girls in Rapid City
But they left rapidly, what a pity
Almost got a blowjob in Pierre
But she said I have too much pubic hair
I took my Blackwood to Whitewood
Didn't go quite good I got a room in Deadwood
The receptionist said she's from Lead
But she won't come up and give me no head
I told her let's drink and smoke on this
Maybe later I can spear your fish
She denied all of my urges
Just like all the pretty girls in Sturgis
[Chorus]
I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota
Such a lonely place
No women on MySpace
I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota
Any time of year
Can't find no pussy here
I tried to fuck a girl from Sioux Falls
But she text all night, and gave me blue balls
A dick teaser skeezer from the city of Mitchell
You never gave me the pussy, you bitch you
Rapping to the girls in Rapid City
But they left rapidly, what a pity
Almost got a blowjob in Pierre
But she said I have too much pubic hair
I took my Blackwood to Whitewood
Didn't go quite good I got a room in Deadwood
The receptionist said she's from Lead
But she won't come up and give me no head
I told her let's drink and smoke on this
Maybe later I can spear your fish
She denied all of my urges
Just like all the pretty girls in Sturgis
[Chorus]
I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota
Such a lonely place
No women on MySpace
I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota
Any time of year
Can't find no pussy here
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