Spatula City "Weird Al" Yankovic

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[Announcer:]
There's just one place to go, for all your spatula needs:
[Random Voice #1:] Spatula City!
[Random Voice #2:] Spatula City!

[Announcer:]
A giant warehouse of spatulas, for every occasion!
Thousands to choose from, in every shape, size, and color!
And because we eliminate the middleman, We can sell all our spatulas, factory direct to you!
Where do you go when you want to buy name brand spatulas
At a fraction of retail cost?
[Random Voice #1:] Spatula City!
[Random Voice #2:] Spatula City!

[Announcer:]
And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale!
Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny!
Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents!
And what better way to say, "I love you" than, with the gift of a spatula?
[Random Voice #1:] Spatula City!
[Random Voice #2:] Spatula City!

[Sy Greenblum:]
Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, President of the Spatula City.
I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company.

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