Chris Webby Freestyles Live over “U Mad” and “Drive Slow” on Sway in the Morning Sway in the Morning (Ft. Chris Webby)

I'm independent, got no one I need to answer to
Just got off the road with Tecca Nina sipping Caribou
Livin' like a pirate so don't let me make them cannons shoot
I can't be touched like I'm rocking a mask in Crash Bandicoot
Like a Marsupial, I fill up my pouch and it's stupid full
Of the weed, and a couple of beautiful women that Webby consider accordable
Booty is suitable, and she got monstrous breasts
Say she got shit to get off of her chest
Let's start with the bra, then roll up the weed
This pot that I got is Indominus Rex
And that's a hybrid. Purple with the Violet
Smoking till I'm squinting on my eyelids, I did
Rhyme to beats, got up in the driver seat quietly
Now I'm pulling up you hear them tires squeak
Walter with that science B
Kill it when it's time to speak
Me ripping microphones is like Carmen Sandiego to hide and seek
I run my lane, you can't even jog buddy
Like Little Terrio doing cross country
And then I ooooooh kill 'em
Spark the coals and I grill 'em
And hit 'em with precision
Regardless of poor vision
I just put them contacts in
Time to work ya'll
Coming at you like a vortex nerfball
Villian is killin this, Chris is just really a fucking professional rapper
Killin' opponents, leavin' 'em domeless
Vain poppin out of my neck like disaster
Flick of the flick of the wrist
Simple and quick, dip in the whip with a chick
How could you be any sicker than Chris?
Riddle me this
Now I got them birds chirpin' like A Town
My tracks on and they play loud
Never been the type to lay down
I get on up like James Brown
Mask on me like Bane now
Gotham City my playground
Got fans from the east to the west coast
And I got reps just spreading my name 'round
So I am sorry, I been rhyming bars since I was watching Barney
Now I'm eating rappers, dinner party? Nah Donner Party
Pardon me baby, the kids gnarly
Now these ninjas rollin' through Beverly Hills sparking with Chris Farley
Got a barbie in my muscle car
Bad pussy, Uncle Scar
Here on Sway, no we don't play
Yeah I'm always showing up with a ton of bars
No Xanax in my handbag, just headphones and a composition
Rock and roll to the reggae shit
Then I'm throwing down trap like I'm Lobster fishing
Got a lot of styles, better stop and listen
In the top division, now I got 'em wishing
That I fall off like base jump hobbyists
It's obvious, that you all aren't stopping Christian
Beat pop and steady and shredder combined
Webby's already ahead of my time
Shredder competitors deadly as ever
With rhetoric that could just severe your spine
Spit wordy, and sit nerdy
Still the undisputed best in the burbs, hands down, 630
I be drinkin' till all of my shits blurrly
I'm a Veteran, earning my stripes, Trill Murray