Johnny Prince

We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I love it)
But first off, before we get 2 the band
We'd like 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh
(look at that dog, man, give me one of them)
Jimmy joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos}
Jimmy, come on out here and give us some jokes
(naw, get him off the stage)
Ok, well hold on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man)
What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who cares? )
(get your white ass off the stage!)
(I paid 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band)
Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)

(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) {crowd chants}
Ok, well, ladies and gentlemen
U didn't like my jokes
I'm gonna introduce a wonderful band 2 u (bring on the band)
They're the hottest thing I know (nowadays)
The n.p.g.! {crowd cheers}

That's right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 u live
After rockin' the house 4 3 straight hours, huh
N.p.g., we're gonna wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!)
(I said glam slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)

Ooh, this is nice
Yeah, I told u we would get good seats
U didn't get good seats at the restaurant
Well, well, u don't never trust nobody
Shut up bald head motherf**ker
Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit down
Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see tony anyway