Protect Ya Passwordz CollegeHumor

[Intro: MC Safesearch]
You know what they say: Mo' money, mo' passwords to protect that money from hackers, 'cause there's mo' of them, too. Mo' money, mo' potential problems, but mo' passwords, no hackers. Yeah, MC Safesearch

[Verse 1: MC Safesearch]
Online, I'm shoppin' and I'm feelin' fine
But I gotta use some passwords to keep what's mine
Passwords are codes that protect yo stuff
You gotta keep them all secret to stay safe enough
"But then how do you remember?" is the question that I get
I say, "Why not use the first name of your favorite pet?"
Mine's my dog, Mr. Noodles. It don't matter if you know
'Cause I was tricky and replaced some vowels with zeroes
I mean, not. You know what? Never mind
That was a general example, not specifically mine
And if you try to log in, you get my username wrong
Wait, did we just show the title at the start of the song?
Aw man, gimme two quick seconds
I mean, I'm not worried, dawg, 'cause I'm password-protected

[Hook: Bobby Secrets]
Keep your words, keep your passwords tight
If you keep your words a secret, it'll be all right
If you wanna be safe, pick a real good word
Don't say the word to a talking bird
You gotta go with a phrase that no one knows
Don't ever write it down, don't let it show
Don't you ever let it slip in front of a hacker
You gotta be extra careful with your secret password