[Intro]
You aren't my usual kid, you know
Wanna have a bad time? Then lets go
Before we start I've got to let
You in on a little secret
I've got my Gaster Blaster Gun
I'll tell you before we have our fun
Maybe this joke's no longer witty
BUT A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER OF LEGO CITYTM
[Verse 1]
START THE NEW RESCUE HELICOPTER
HEY YOU NOW BUILD THAT LEGOtm CHOPPER
WITHIN THE RIVER OF OUR TOWN
A MINI-FIGURE'S GONNA DROWN
OFF TO THE RESCUE THE COPTER GOES
BEFORE THE MAN ENTERS HIS DEATH THROES
LOWER THE LIFLINE TO THE GUY
BEFORE OF HYPERTHERMIA HE DIES
[Verse 2]
Grab the stretcher, send it down
We can't have a man float away in the town
He's up the creek without a paddle
Quick call 9-1-1!
You aren't my usual kid, you know
Wanna have a bad time? Then lets go
Before we start I've got to let
You in on a little secret
I've got my Gaster Blaster Gun
I'll tell you before we have our fun
Maybe this joke's no longer witty
BUT A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER OF LEGO CITYTM
[Verse 1]
START THE NEW RESCUE HELICOPTER
HEY YOU NOW BUILD THAT LEGOtm CHOPPER
WITHIN THE RIVER OF OUR TOWN
A MINI-FIGURE'S GONNA DROWN
OFF TO THE RESCUE THE COPTER GOES
BEFORE THE MAN ENTERS HIS DEATH THROES
LOWER THE LIFLINE TO THE GUY
BEFORE OF HYPERTHERMIA HE DIES
[Verse 2]
Grab the stretcher, send it down
We can't have a man float away in the town
He's up the creek without a paddle
Quick call 9-1-1!
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