Bad Luck Barry UTFO

Bad Luck Barry
Bad Luck Barry

[Doctor Ice]
Let me tell you a story about a friend of mine
The boy had terrible luck all the time
You know, the boy was goin' crazy, he was goin' berserk
'Cause everything he tried to do, it would not work

'Cause he's (Bad Luck Barry)
Who is he? (Bad Luck Barry)

Example
Goin' to the store to buy some tea and honey
Barry went into the store and forgot the money
Ran to get the money and without a doubt
My man knucklehead got locked out
And when he finally got in, he got the money I suppose
Ran back, and the store was closed

'Cause he's (Bad Luck Barry)
Who is he? (Bad Luck Barry)

Example
Remember the time he had a sho' 'nuff winner
Invited the girl to his crib for dinner
Had a steak in the oven for this girl named Dawn
Got to the crib and forgot to turn in on
I know you're all saying you hung out with this worm
The reason why? 'Cause his sister was firm
He went to a club he never heard of before
He wanted to get loose on the dance floor
He slipped and slided into his dance
A sound went rip, he split his pants
He bought some def shoes from DeLancey Street
And when he put 'em on, they were two left feet
He got a watch for a present, oh, what a surprise
The watch ticks counterclockwise