Ol’ Evil Eye Insane Clown Posse

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope & Legz Diamond]
"Start the movie."
"I loved the old man. He had never wronged me. He had never given me insult, for his gold I had no desire. I think it was his eye. Yes, it was this. One of his eyes resembled that of a vulture. A pale, blue eye with a film over it. Whenever it fell upon me, my blood ran cold. And so, by degrees, very gradually, I made up my mind to take the life of the old man and thus rid myself of the eye forever."

[Verse 1: Violent J]
So I'm headed door to door with my grandmother's cookie jar
I'm sellin' cookies, twelve for a dollar
I ring the doorbell, nobody wants any
I'll resort to goin' cheaper, two for a penny
Anybody, everybody, they hate me
I can tell when they spit and degrade me
There's only one house left, the last on the block
Old Man Willie on the hilltop
I ring the doorbell, the door creeps open
And there it was, starin' and scopin'
The man's left eye, red, big, and drippin'
I was trippin'. "Ahh! See ya!"
I ran home. I couldn't stop thinking
About his eyeball winking and blinking
And that looked not a damn thing like the other, ugh!
Should've wore a patch on the motherfucker
It hypnotized me, mesmerized me
Traumatized, paralyzed, terrorized me
Creepers, where'd you get that ball
And tell me how it even fits in your skull
I want a big long knife to stick it in
I wanna lift up the eyelid and kick it in
He's gotta die. I want his eye buried in my backyard
It ain't hard, I'm killin' Old Evil Eye!