S-N (Snore, Sniff, and Sneeze) Tom Lehrer

Like a rooster loves a hen
Like a lion loves his den
Like Barbie loves Ken
I love to do things that begin with S-N
For example . .

I love to sneeze – (a-choo)
Pardon me please – (a-choo)
I like to sniffle
It really feels nice
One handkerchief'll
Just never suffice
But brother watch out for the breeze
When I sneeze – (a-choo, a-choo, a-choo)

I love to sniff – (sniff)
Just take a whiff – (sniff)
I also like snarling
It feels good to me
Snarling is darling
I'm sure you'll agree
But I'm even happier if
I can sniff, – (sniff)
And sneeze – (a-choo)

I love to snore – (snore)
It's more like a roar – (snore)
I like to snooze
I like resting my head
I take off my shoes
And I snuggle in bed
Sometjimes I just lie on the floor
And snore, – (snore)
And sniff, – (sniff)
And sneeze – (a-choo, a-choo, a-choo)