It’s a Hoax! (Reprise) / Carry On Pulp Musicals

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NARRATOR
Sir John Herschel left his telescope
At the Cape of Good Hope
When people came pestering for just a peek
At pyramids on the moon
And the creatures
Roaming round the lunar plains
John said that was insane
Someone brought a copy of the Sun
John was on a ship
The very next day
Half a world away
Just so he could say

JOHN
It’s a hoax
One big hoax
A fairy tale attributed to me
But it’s a lie
Fake news
This will destroy my credibility
I will not let your
Penny paper press
Turn my labor
Into a fallacious mess
It’s a hoax
One big hoax
And frankly, I'm astonished by your gall
But you will cease
This sham will end
One word from me, and I'll expose you all

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