You and Me: A Team Fortress 2 Song Random Encounters

[Verse 1: Medic and Heavy]
Hold on! Sit tight! Don't be impulsive!
I can't keep you healthy when you're acting so reckless!
I want to fight! Why so compulsive?
Charging in is stupid and entirely feckless

Take a moment, I urge you to consider the facts. (Boring!)
I can't possibly save you from thousands of wounds
Incurred by brazen attacks! (Why not?)

[Chorus: Medic]
You, me, we're in this together
Can we please be just a bit more clever?
Do you hear me? Heavy, do you ever use your head?
That guy's gonna end up dead

[Verse 2: Medic and Heavy]
Calm down! Just chill! Don't be a baby! (Hey!)
Counter-strikes are pointless when you're not thinking clearly! (What?)
Stay put! Stand still! And then, just maybe
You and I will hatch a plan- and make them pay- dearly!
Heavy just want to crush them! (Uh-huh)
Stomp them into the ground! (Yes, of course, but)
If we carelessly rush them, I'm sorry to say that we will not be around for long!

[Chorus: Heavy and Medic]
You, me, we can win this battle
You are puny, I'm as strong as cattle
You will heal me! Heavy use his gattling gun and then- (This is not what I meant!)
Enemy will end up dead!