[Intro]
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
PLAYER 1: BOWSER
PLAYER 2: DR. EGGMAN
FIGHT!
[Bowser (NemRaps)]
Huh
This be the King of the Koopas
Backed by my army of Troopas
I trap with the Princess you try trappin' critters
But we've got the shells that'll shoot ya!
Right out the Chopper that you just jacked from me
You face the monster conquering galaxies!
Hide in your lab while I'm rockin' the castle
Cause you lose to animals in every battle like Whoa!
I'm a Super Star Saga, you're just trash from SEGA
Who lost a mascot contest to his own rival, what a failure!
So I'll flame ya, I fight gory, lick my lips cause I like poultry
Squeeze my jaw and eat you raw, that's what I call an Inside Story!
[Eggman (Cam Greely)]
Lectured by Lizard Brains?
One thing that I must ask then
Did you look back at all your games?
Cause you lose to the mustached men!
This turtle's slow if he thinks that he's tough!
To beat you all I have to do is just jump!
Over you and into the lava you're dunked!
I'd be more threatened rapping against Doug, Bowser!
Go back in that shell so you can hide coward!
Are you rapping in your final form? Your flow is Dry Bowser!
I'm a mad genius you're a buffoon!
I'll turn this dragon to my dragoon!
It's absurd my flow is out of the world
As if I had just PISSED ON THE MOON!
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
PLAYER 1: BOWSER
PLAYER 2: DR. EGGMAN
FIGHT!
[Bowser (NemRaps)]
Huh
This be the King of the Koopas
Backed by my army of Troopas
I trap with the Princess you try trappin' critters
But we've got the shells that'll shoot ya!
Right out the Chopper that you just jacked from me
You face the monster conquering galaxies!
Hide in your lab while I'm rockin' the castle
Cause you lose to animals in every battle like Whoa!
I'm a Super Star Saga, you're just trash from SEGA
Who lost a mascot contest to his own rival, what a failure!
So I'll flame ya, I fight gory, lick my lips cause I like poultry
Squeeze my jaw and eat you raw, that's what I call an Inside Story!
[Eggman (Cam Greely)]
Lectured by Lizard Brains?
One thing that I must ask then
Did you look back at all your games?
Cause you lose to the mustached men!
This turtle's slow if he thinks that he's tough!
To beat you all I have to do is just jump!
Over you and into the lava you're dunked!
I'd be more threatened rapping against Doug, Bowser!
Go back in that shell so you can hide coward!
Are you rapping in your final form? Your flow is Dry Bowser!
I'm a mad genius you're a buffoon!
I'll turn this dragon to my dragoon!
It's absurd my flow is out of the world
As if I had just PISSED ON THE MOON!
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