Nextwave Theme Song Thunder Thighs (Matt Lowe)

[Verse]
It's like Shakespeare
But with lot’s more punching
It's like Goethe
But with lots more crunching
Like Titanic, but the boat's still floating (Ooooo)
No, it’s not, the mother****ing boat is exploding!

[Chorus]
Nextwave! *Explosion*
Nextwave! *Explosion*

[Verse]
Dirk Anger is one crazy mamajama
He leads H.A.T.E., sittin' around in his pretty pink pajamas
H.A.T.E. was formed by the beyond corporation
Purposely to bring about catastrophic devastation!

[Chorus]
Nextwave! *Explosion, Gunshots*
Oh, Nextwave! *Explosion, Gunshots*

[Refrain]
Do you want a haircut?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna help you out
Do you need a toothbrush?
The Beyond Corporation's got an extra one
Do you have a stepson?
The Beyond Corporation's gonna rub him out
Do you see a monster *growl*, or a pirate (Yarr, matey), electric emu *electrical buzzing*, a giant sky rat, a midget Hitler, or Pontius Pilate?
Don't call your mom or your doctor, just pick up the phone and call: