Pete Jackson Is Getting Married Less Than Jake

[Verse 1]
I can see it all right now
His mom and dad so proud of their son
And his new found wife
And I wonder if after all these years
Will his dad still give him a pep talk
For his wedding night?

[Chorus]
I can smell his cousin's polo
Mixed with his grandpa's old spice
The Swedish meatballs look so tempting
That his two fat aunts might even fight

[Verse 2]
Yeah, and his uncles have all gone drinkin'
Highballs and hamms light in the parking lot
And the rest of his relatives are busy just
Tearing up the Manville Elks Lodge

[Chorus]
I can smell his cousin's polo
Mixed with his grandpa's old spice
The mashed potatoes look so tasty
That his two fat aunts might even