Pasties and a G-String Jeffrey Lee Pierce

Smellin' like a brewery, lookin' like a tramp
Ain't got a quarter, got a postage stamp
A five o'clock shadow boxing all around the town
Talking to the old men sleeping on the ground

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Fish net stockings and high heeled shoes
Strip tease, prick tease, car keys, blues
The porno floor show, live nude girls
Dreamy and creamy and brunette curls
Chesty Morgan and a Watermelon Rose
Froze my rent, take off all your clothes
Trench coats, bottles of old rot-gut
That bitch gonna bust a dead man's nut

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Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan Al Cohn
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Bazootan zadan zootan zadan zootan Al Cohn

Yo, cleavage, cleavage and thighs and hips
From the nape of her neck to her lipstick lips
Chopped and channeled and lowered and louvered
And a cheater slicks and baby moons
Tricky and Dicky from gay Paree
This is all hot burlesque for me
She's hot and ready, she gets 'em goin' steady
The band is shit an that's a summary