Announcer: And now it's time for "Helpful Humanitarian Songs with Mr. Lunt", the part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a Helpful Humanitarian Song
Lunt: Well he's a mangy old pet
If you saw him I bet You'd walk the other way
So sad and alone
With his hair overgrown
Like a stinky old toupee
But doggies have feelings, and doggies need love
And doggies like those deep fried treats
That come from up above
Ohhh! Donuts for Benny
Please give.. a glazed to make his smile
Thank you, ma'am!
Poor troubled beast
Won't you at least
Comfort him awhile?
Sir, can you spare a... donut for Benny
Please help my doggy friend
Thank you kind sir!
A honey dip would really help
His broken heart to mend... (2x)
Well just look at this pup
He is brightening up
He's looking not so weak
Oh Benny!
His outlook was grim
'Till you gave pastries to him
Oh look, he wants to speak...
Oh, doggies have feelings!
And doggies need love!
And doggies like sweet, doughy treats that come from up above!
Lunt: Well he's a mangy old pet
If you saw him I bet You'd walk the other way
So sad and alone
With his hair overgrown
Like a stinky old toupee
But doggies have feelings, and doggies need love
And doggies like those deep fried treats
That come from up above
Ohhh! Donuts for Benny
Please give.. a glazed to make his smile
Thank you, ma'am!
Poor troubled beast
Won't you at least
Comfort him awhile?
Sir, can you spare a... donut for Benny
Please help my doggy friend
Thank you kind sir!
A honey dip would really help
His broken heart to mend... (2x)
Well just look at this pup
He is brightening up
He's looking not so weak
Oh Benny!
His outlook was grim
'Till you gave pastries to him
Oh look, he wants to speak...
Oh, doggies have feelings!
And doggies need love!
And doggies like sweet, doughy treats that come from up above!
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