(Mr. Monopoly | Verse 1 [LittleFlecks])
I'm the Monopoly Rapper
Peering down at you from the top of the property ladder
The grandpapa of not getting bankrupt
Will show this man who can properly stack up
I would never proctor and gamble
Tour stocks or your assets, 'cause honestly, cracker
Pop that top back onto your package
Your chips ain't the type that I'm wantin' to cash in
Oh I'll stick my cane up
This balding Mario reject
'Till it's so deep in Mr. Pringles' can
No one can reach it
And see here, I may have collected
My fair share of debt and rubbish
Yet Julius owes his name
To Wikipedia's edit button
Why, the whole wide world calls my name
I'm in the hall of the board game fame
You're in the store 'til you all decay
'Cuz no one has bought any poor man's Lays'
The more you lose, the more I gain
The more you move, the more I make
When I make you cry
The added salt might help improve the taste
I'm the Monopoly Rapper
Peering down at you from the top of the property ladder
The grandpapa of not getting bankrupt
Will show this man who can properly stack up
I would never proctor and gamble
Tour stocks or your assets, 'cause honestly, cracker
Pop that top back onto your package
Your chips ain't the type that I'm wantin' to cash in
Oh I'll stick my cane up
This balding Mario reject
'Till it's so deep in Mr. Pringles' can
No one can reach it
And see here, I may have collected
My fair share of debt and rubbish
Yet Julius owes his name
To Wikipedia's edit button
Why, the whole wide world calls my name
I'm in the hall of the board game fame
You're in the store 'til you all decay
'Cuz no one has bought any poor man's Lays'
The more you lose, the more I gain
The more you move, the more I make
When I make you cry
The added salt might help improve the taste
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