Seven Year Scratch Madness

Buster, he sold the heat with a rock-steady beat

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey you
Don't watch that, watch this

Whoa, what?
Two pots of gold

And I'm sailing across the sea to see my Uncle Sam
Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam
Sailing across the sea to be with my Uncle Sam
Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam
Sailing across the sea to see my Uncle Sam
I am sailing across the sea to be with my Uncle Sam
Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today and up for fun
I'm a big boy now or so they say so
If you'll serve me I'll be on my way

Box of balloons, with the feather-light touch
Pack of party poppers, that pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin
Mrs Clay on the corner has just walked in
Welcome to the house of fun now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den, temptation's on it's way
Welcome to the house of...